Yarmulke Lyrics ©2005 by The Alte Rockers You dare to stare at my hair The kipah on my head This coily doily I schlepp-ee on my kepee You're right This cap will never ever be in style You ask me why, and I just smile Hooray, hoorah I really love my yarmulke It reminds me of the presence of G-d And it helps hide the bald spot--Such a deal! You’re laughing at my look This coaster on my bean Of black and gold You think it makes me look Just like a shmo You think I can't get girls-- A lot you know! I look better with it Than you look without it Look into the mirror If you dare to doubt it I like your baseball cap I like your baseball cap Ha ha ha ha ha--Ha ha ha ha ha Aba, Ema…I really love my yarmulke It reminds me of the presence of G-d And it helps hide the bald spot--Such a deal! Have a Bris and all of this can be yours (3x) Be meanie to my beanie and you could get hurt Huzzah, huzzah I really love my yarmulke It'll never beat the wonder bra But it's cute, and it's something I can feel perched atop like a crown They come in black, blue and brown… Such a deal! Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey! Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey!